Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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