North Korea, Best Korea!
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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