I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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