ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I want her autograph on my taint
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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