Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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