pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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