Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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