there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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