are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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