i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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