You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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