i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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