I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
last night I used snow as a chaser
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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