Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
My feet surprised me
tell me about the eggs
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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