On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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