the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
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