do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
