My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
