Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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