sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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