Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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