My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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