she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Sext me about skeletons
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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