so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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