I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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