i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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