come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Randomize
