Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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