these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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