is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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