he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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