I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
God I need to hump something, right now.
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