She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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