your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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