My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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