So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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