dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
