So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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