Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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