Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
