Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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