omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
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