I don't usually arrange sex via text message
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We left an ass print on the piano.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
