I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
