I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
