Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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