I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
birth control should be required to get into college
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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