i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
