Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
You're a disaster
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