HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
she told me i tasted like america
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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