i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
My feet surprised me
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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